Published Puns

A list of puns related to "Published"

It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.

It's about time!

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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I can’t believe it’s been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like just yesterday.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.

It is basically all about raisin awareness.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.

It’s non friction.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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A friend of mine offered me a piece of a pizza made out of a magazine that's no longer published. Hesitant at first, it turned out to be tasty!

It was a slice of Life.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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I just published my first book of dad jokes...

... and dadicated it to my father.

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👤︎ u/TheHickoryDickoryDoc
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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I just published a book on The Dangers of Overreacting.

If you guys don’t buy it, I’ll burn everything down.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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A new book is published when..

.. an author has a novel idea.

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👤︎ u/VexedMackerel
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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"I bought a self-published book from my friend that's truly awful," said my wife.

"That's mean," I replied. "I'm sure she's actually a nice person."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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👤︎ u/megaletoemahs
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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I found a recently published book by my favorite author, he’s been dead for years.

I have a feeling it was ghost written.

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👤︎ u/hughthedragon
📅︎ Mar 20 2018
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I heard a new book about domestic abuse was published

You should check it out, it's a big hit right now.

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👤︎ u/Cratoreat
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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my bf punned his first published article for a local newspaper. I thought y'all would enjoy blogs.miaminewtimes.com/c…
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👤︎ u/peluca
📅︎ Feb 16 2014
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I didn't know this sub published a book!

http://i.imgur.com/8Ed5IPz.jpg

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👤︎ u/coool12121212
📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.

Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 02 2018
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I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.

It seems like just yesterday.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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