It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Two week.
Two weeks to woo
"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"
(Looks around for approval from the family)
I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
My son has not stopped asking me to do a "fortnight dance" for days now, I'm unsure of why he would want me to dance for an entire fortnight so I decided to check this subreddit to see if it's merely a joke commonly used against dads, can anyone help, thanks in advance
A fortnight
"Two week?" I said. "Is that why it's called 'Fortnight'?"
So my fiance and I were at a dinner with other people who were also engaged and the topic got around to forts in the living room. We talk about how often there should be a fort in the living room when one of the guys says that they should be put up every two weeks, the fortnight.
All of us future dads busted out laughing.
Because it’s two week
Apparently "fortnight" was too week.
