5pm Puns

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Today for example. Me: “Tomorrow morning is going to rain.” Coworker: “What’s afternoon?” Me: “The time stretching from 12:01 to about 5pm.” Laughter ensued from the rest of the shop.

My dad recently started working out, and so he got a personal trainer at our local gym. Earlier today they were texting each other....

Dad: Hey, are you available 5pm on Tuesday?

PT: I believe so. Let me get back to you to confirm that.

Dad: K, sounds good. I'm free other days as well, so if Tuesday doesn't work then no sweat :)

Today I walk in from school and I had 5pm written on my hand as a reminder to ring to check for mail. He stares at me and says

"You have too much time on your hands"

So it's 5pm and I start talking to my dad about dinner, because it always takes ages to decide. Over the next hour and a half, he proceeds to ignore all dinner planning conversation. It comes down to a heated conversation in the kitchen where I begin dramatically shaking his shoulders and asking 'Don't you remember me starting this conversation NEARLY TWO HOURS AGO? Do you REMEMBER?! TWO HOURS! I am DYING!' My dad smirks. 'Hi dying, I'm..' at which point I begin my dramatic eyeroll... '...Dory!'. Pause.

'Do you get it? Like Finding Nemo.'

'...yeah dad. I got it.'

TL