I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
There's a term for people like Trump
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
My son just told me that he is studying Mesopotamia this term
I said “Great, I can Babylon about it for hours!”
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
What's a fancy term for coders being poached from a company?
Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive
So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"
Family is a relative term
It's just another term for it...
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
I call my wife Doe and she calls me Buck. My friend thought this was weird, so I had to explain...
They're terms of endeerment.
What is the other term for a queef?
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
The term “dad bod” is offensive
I swear, I put it down right over there!
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
So, is the term "buttcheeks" one word..
... or should I spread them apart?
A dung beetle walks into a bar...
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
Why did the pilot get sent to his room
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
Story: Lasting after effect of COVID-19
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and I’m the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on people’s health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasn’t been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear can’t feel right. It’s your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...
And 2: with my short-term memory
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
My professor makes all the students buy his book at the beginning of the term to make some profit.
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