Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
A Schopenhauer.
Employee: Of course sir. Which one?
Me: William.
Cashier: Hard back?
Me: yea, with little heads.
Dad: William.
Worker: "Hardback?"
Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."
Worker: "Hard back?"
Me: "Yeah, with little heads."
Store owner hands him a jacket and says, “I got you covered.”
I work at a large retail bookstore, and my job is basically just to wander around and help people find what they're looking for. Yesterday I spotted an older gentleman looking lost, so I asked him if he needed help finding anything.
"Yeah, the new Dr. Seuss one, whatever it is."
So I led him to the kid's section where we have a whole display for What Pet Should I Get.
"This one's been really popular, as you can guess," I said as I grabbed one off the display for him. As I did so, a few of the books behind it toppled off the display and onto the ground.
"Yeah," he said, "I can see they're just flying off the shelves."
I laughed for a few minutes and he left with his book and the look of satisfaction that only comes from a top-tier dad joke.
Edit: Oops. Put 'today' in the title but it rly happened yesterday. Sorry! :x
My dad my girlfriend and I are having a conversation.
Dad: So where is it your mum works again, a religious book store right?
GF: Yea she's been there for about 12 years.
Dad: Is it a family run business?
Me: Yea, it's run by the sisters!
Guy: Of course sir. Which one?
Me: William.
He said, “Of course. Which one?”
Me: “William.”
Bookstore guy: Of course, sir. Which one?
Me: William.
The guy said, “Of course. Which one?”
Me: William.
Dad: Do you have any books on turtles?
Worker: Hardback?
Dad: Yeah, with tiny little heads.
"Do you have any books on turtles?"
"Yes, hard back?"
"Yeah, that's them, little heads too."
