A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Why do landlords like to rent their storefronts to Chinese restaurants?
Because they're lo mein tenants.
I was standing in line at an ATM
There were 4 people ahead of me, and the ATM itself is inside a small structure with big glass windows that could pass as a miniature storefront. An older man walked by us and yelled "Must be a sale on money!"
Only I laughed. There was even a dad in line with his daughter who didn't get it.
