... Just had my Appendix removed.
But it was all booked
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
They booked it.
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked
A Man Walked into a Library. He approached the front desk, rapped on the wood with his knuckles, and declared "MA'AM, I WOULD LIKE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES." The receptionist was startled, and replied "sir, please.. this is a library!" The man gasped, looked around surprised, and replied in a very quiet whisper: "i'm so sorry. i would like a cheeseburger and fries."
The librarian told me they were in the C-section.
Talk about having to suffer in silence
It tocked too much.
They were completely booked
... eye brows.
But everything was booked.
It has its prose and cons.
A low "ha" is required.
Dad: do you have any books on turtles? Librarian: hard backs? Dad: yeah with the little heads that go in and out.
There wasn’t a dry “i” in the house
but they only have one copy, and it was already out on loam
The librarian said, "Yes, all of them!"
I told her she must have had a case of the "print runs!"
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
I hear it has thousands of stories
The Mildewey Decimal System.
The librarian said "It's right behind you!"
His evil knows no bounds
"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.
"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"
...but they caught me mid-sentence
Edit: Wow 3 upvotes, the most I ever got!
Too bad they were completely booked
Librarian: "They're right behind you!"
...after a whole shelf of them fell on my head
Librarian: "Hardback?" Me: "Yep, and small heads."
Because he is supreme reader
16 giggle-bytes of them to be exact
I hear they threw the book at him.
But it's the tallest buildings that have the most stories
So I had to go check it out
Because it’s full of tales!
Book book book book book book book
Librarian said 'I don't think it's in yet'
I said 'that's the one'
It's my favorite story ark
but they we're completely booked.
Librarian says their behind you.
I guess you could say my schedule is going to be really
But they're all booked up
they were fully booked.
But they were booked.
That building has knowledge!
Because it makes quite a racket
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
It's OK, they woke him up.
Me: "Do you have books on turtles?"
Librarian leaves and comes back after a few minutes.
Librarian : "Hard back?"
Me:"Yeah,with a little head."
They're all booked up.
but they were completely booked.
Too much Saxon violence.
Me: A library that size better have more than two books in it.
... but you have to return it within two weeks.
It's full of Booooooks!
Because if you were really supposed to believe everything you read, it would be called a truthbrary.
The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"
Because they have to go by the books.
The librarian says, "Sir, this is a library."
The man whispers, "Can I have a cheeseburger?"
I was standing in the lobby of the movie theater after Star Wars today and this old man walks up to me and says "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the library?" I said "What?" and he asked again if I heard about the kidnapping at the library. I said I hadn't heard about it and the old man said "They woke him up!" and just walked off. No grin. No laugh. No expression. Just walked off.
I said, “Yes, we have hundreds, but my name’s Dave.”
free of charge
It walks up to the librarian and says "Bock!". The library gives it a book and the chicken takes it in its beak and walks out.
A minute later the chicken comes walking back in and says "Bock! Bock!". The librbrian gives it 2 books and the chicken takes them and walks out.
A few minutes after that the chicken comes back says "Bock! Bock! Bock!". The librarian gives the chicken 3 books but follows him out to see what's going on.
The chicken puts the books down in front of a frog who says "reddit reddit reddit"!
They also ripped out pages from the the end. It just went from “bad” to “worse”.
It walked up to the librarian and said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book, and the chicken left. The chicken came back the next day, and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian once again gave them a book, and the chicken left. On the third day, the chicken came back and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book and, curious about what it was doing with them, decided to follow it. He followed the chicken to a pond, where it gave the book to a frog. The frog took one look at it before throwing it away, and saying "Reddit."
It contained LITerature.
Apparently the prose outweighed the cons.
But they said they were booked
It has its prose and cons.