A list of puns related to "Library"
Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!
It goes up to the librarian and says "bok." The shocked librarian looks at the chicken and says, "Excuse me, what?" and the chicken repeats, "bok."
The librarian thinks a moment before asking, "You want a book?" The chicken nods and says, "bok," so the librarian goes and gives the chicken a book, and it walks out.
A few minutes later the chicken struts back in and says "bok bok." The librarian, still shocked, asks if it wants two books, to which the chicken replies, "bok bok." So the librarian gets two more books and gives them to the chicken.
A few more minutes pass and the chicken walks back up to the front desk, saying "bok bok bok." The librarian nods and fetches three more books, but this time decides to follow the chicken outside.
Tailing the chicken, she watches as it walks out to the parking lot, where a frog is sitting by a pile of books. When the chicken lays the new delivery before it, the frog takes one look and says, "reddit, reddit!"
He went through the books too quickly
Using the Mildewy Decimal System
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
She went up to the counter and said "buk" The librarian handed her a book and she left. Five minutes later the chicken returned to the counter and said "buk buk", got 2 books and left. This went on about six or seven times before curiosity got the better of the librarian and she decided to follow the chicken outside to the park with a pond in the middle. The chicken threw the latest book to a frog sat on a Lilly pad in the middle of the pond and shouted "BUK!" The frog looked at it and said "Reddit"
They give them book jackets!
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
They were completely booked.
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.
Bookish elves
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Its a pretty good deal
Know-man's land
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
They were completely booked.
... Just had my Appendix removed.
To come quietly
Unfortunately it was fully booked
Using the mildewey decimal system!
Literature.
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
They were fully booked!
They were completely booked
She won’t talk to me
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
I guess you could say the library was fully booked
They booked it.
I tried to explain to them that I was just reading a book but the librarian said there's no reading aloud.
They are always fully booked.
They're always booked.
It has its prose and cons.
Because it was Due Another Day
The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
Talk about having to suffer in silence
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
It tocked too much.
...and walks up to the librarian’s desk.
“Buk” says the chicken.
The Liberian gives him a book. The chicken returns after a few minutes later.
“Buk” says the chicken again.
The librarian gives him another book. This goes on about eight more times. Finally, the librarian follows the chicken outside and sees the chicken standing next to a pond. The chicken is throwing the books at a frog on a lily pad.
The chicken says, “buk, buk”
The frog says, “Reddit, Reddit”
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
Know man's land.
.. just had my Appendix removed.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
But it was all booked
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