She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
Then IT hit me.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
Librarian: "Well, that would kinda defeat the purpose, don't you think?"
That's their back story.
I know I will never hear the end of it!!
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
It's just a draft at the moment.
I just couldn't put it down...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
It was best cellar.
I couldn’t put it down 😂
I bought 2
Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
It's on the Best Cellars list
...I couldn't put it down.
Church.
One. Because after that it’s not empty anymore.
I only have my shelf to blame.
>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.
I broke down crying. Its been 15 years and he still doesn't know my name is jack!
it was impossible to put down.
Meowvalous
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
It’s only a draft at the minute.
I said "It's a long story".
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this 😀
“Well son” I replied “it’s a long story”
The A to C of laziness.
She said try Sarah Topps.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read.
Addictionary
It's only a draft at the moment.
Personally, I’m tired of the hullabaloo.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
but it’s only a small draft at the moment
“Ventriloquism for Dummies”
Using the Mildewy Decimal System
"Right behind you." She whispered.
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it.
Something bad is coming, I can feel it.
I just can't put it down.
She said "They're right behind you!"
