In the Library Puns

A list of puns related to "In the Library"

Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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👤︎ u/brokenvoice901
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library

She whispered , "They're right behind you..."

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👤︎ u/ivanshu
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

... Just had my Appendix removed.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ May 30 2020
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How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood?

Using the mildewey decimal system!

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👤︎ u/BootsyBootsyBoom
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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I went to the library during this pandemic only to see that they were at capacity and weren't letting other people in.

I guess you could say the library was fully booked

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👤︎ u/MrFabulousXD
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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It's impossible to get a reservation in the library.

They are always fully booked.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I was caught read handed in the Library.
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👤︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on high conflict personalities I'd ordered still wasn't in.

"It's not our fault" said the librarian,

"That's the one" I replied.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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The library is the tallest building in town

I hear it has thousands of stories

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👤︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why is the library the tallest building in the world?

Because it’s full of tales!

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👤︎ u/Kaspar-the-pissed
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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Two Canadian coffees are sitting in a library when one says to the other "You read a latté?"
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👤︎ u/beastiality_
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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I got a lot of book smarts in the library...

...after a whole shelf of them fell on my head

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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If you're thinking about working in a prison library, it's important to consider the prose and cons.
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👤︎ u/rawlingstones
📅︎ Mar 04 2016
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Why are the library's shelves always wet in the morning?

Because they use the Dewey decimal system.

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👤︎ u/MajorRobotnik
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I traded in my dead batteries at the library today

free of charge

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👤︎ u/Tiger106700
📅︎ May 16 2016
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Who are the smelliest people in the library?

The tutors

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👤︎ u/kathleener
📅︎ Jul 11 2016
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Got a girl in the library!

Her: This doesnt make any fucking sense

Me: You know what else doesnt make any fucking sense?.....Abstinence

Edit: Her: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAN

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👤︎ u/lord-steezus
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where

I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.

I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...

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👤︎ u/JonSnuhhh
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Two books meet up in a Library. One says, ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

.. just had my Appendix removed.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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