A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is it called when you spend an hour in the bookstore browsing for German philosophers?

A Schopenhauer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HudsonSlaby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I went to a bookstore and asked the guy, β€œDo you have any books by Shakespeare?”

Guy: Of course sir. Which one?

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Me at the bookstore: Do you have any books on turtles?

Cashier: Hard back?

Me: yea, with little heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OppositeWolf770
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I walked into a bookstore the other day and asked the clerk if they had any books on turtles.

Worker: "Hard back?"

Me: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A bare book walks into the bookstore and says β€œIt’s so cold in here.”

Store owner hands him a jacket and says, β€œI got you covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Got dad joked at the bookstore where I work today

I work at a large retail bookstore, and my job is basically just to wander around and help people find what they're looking for. Yesterday I spotted an older gentleman looking lost, so I asked him if he needed help finding anything.

"Yeah, the new Dr. Seuss one, whatever it is."

So I led him to the kid's section where we have a whole display for What Pet Should I Get.

"This one's been really popular, as you can guess," I said as I grabbed one off the display for him. As I did so, a few of the books behind it toppled off the display and onto the ground.

"Yeah," he said, "I can see they're just flying off the shelves."

I laughed for a few minutes and he left with his book and the look of satisfaction that only comes from a top-tier dad joke.

Edit: Oops. Put 'today' in the title but it rly happened yesterday. Sorry! :x

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5lash3r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Shakespeare

Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers

  • John do you want a pencil?
  • Yes
  • 2B or not 2B?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bscilion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Every once in awhile the stars align...

I'm at my buddy's parent's house last night for his little birthday shindig with some friends. His mom is there and, while she's super sweet, she tends to find compliments for everything even if they're not needed.

His mom gets to talking to one of our friends about how the friend works at a bookstore downtown which happens to be a two storey building.

Friend's mom: "Oh, you work at Barnes and Noble? It must be nice to work there. It's such a building. It's so nice that it has two storeys."

Me: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more than two stories in there..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr580
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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I went to the bookstore and asked an employee, β€œDo you have anything by Shakespeare?”

He said, β€œOf course. Which one?”

Me: β€œWilliam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I went to the bookstore and asked the guy, β€œ Excuse me, do you have a book by Shakespeare?”

The guy said, β€œOf course. Which one?”

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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