My wife said, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s.....a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...

Now I’m outside banging and hollering β€˜Oh PUN the door!!!’ β€˜Oh PUN the door!!!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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When I'm reading, I hate the silence, but music with words is too distracting., so I always play music without it.

It's instrumental to my comprehension.

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My wife hates all these word play jokes, she said I need to stop

I replied: I can’t! Im addicted, how can I quit?

She said β€œany means necessary”

β€œNo it doesn’t” I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.

No pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one

Total pun-upper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomophobe
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Not sure if that's a pun or a play on words

Present progressive: It is nothing Present simple: It noth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Symon_Pude
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him

900 ʍoɹps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?

A punisher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Every play is a word play

unless its silent. then its action packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NRG_Factor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Play of words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walked into a bar

No joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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A little play with words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunoancic31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Diarrhea is my favorite word to play in Scrabble.

That's because it's worth a shit load of points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...

I prefer when they're pun-intentional

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A little play on words for y’all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpl_panda_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Do you know what a play on words is?

Because I don't, who stars in it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Watch "Word Play Hotel - Foil Arms and Hog" on YouTube youtu.be/q8vzTo70izI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Technically word play but sure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shreakisluv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I am here because I tried to post a lame word play joke in r/jokes, but it was removed

So you might say I was PUNished...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItstheHappyPanda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes

RE PUN ZEL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I wish I had a dollar for every Dad joke, turn of phrase, or play on words I manage to rattle off on a daily basis.

You know what they say though, "Punny doesn't grow on trees..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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A member of the Crocker family who is into word play?

A pun-crocker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetScr1be
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My dads recent play on words

Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexisjoann
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What do you call an Altoid that loves word play?

A punishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglyquigley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanminium
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my dad surprised me with this clever play on words, took me a minute to get at the time

just got home from the first day of school (i was in debate class at school)--

dad: how was school?

me: it was good, but a few of my friends dropped debate class

dad: dropped debate? what are they, fishermen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkbf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Found this little play-on-words in a science lab at school.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadWolfX
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
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A play on words

Play on words: Sexually frustrated sea mammals

     I'm Russ Whale. My wife Bayleen a few months ago gave birth to our first calf, Humphrey. I convinced my mother-in-law to whale watch tonight. It's been far too long. I drop off Humphrey and head home to hook up with the wife. 

I arrive and who do I sealion there? The wife. I'm undeterred. I try my patented move, the Humpback. I get a slight groan.

Bayleen: Rus, Are you poking me in the back again?

Rus: It's on porpoise. We're alone for the first time in forever.

Bayleen: I'm so tired, I haven't got any sleep with Humphrey making me into a nurse shark. Plus you smell like ambergris.

Rus: Hamburgers?

Bayleen: Yes, hamburgers. Please go take a shower or something.

Rus: Ok.

Rus takes a quick shower and returns. Bayleen is asleep again. Rus tries the humpback maneuver again. Nothing.

Rus: Sometimes... I wish I was a sperm whale.

Rus is slightly blubbering and and all you can make outs is odd noises and maybe the word 'blowhole'. Rus cries himself to sleep.

Fin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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What do you call a fraud based on a word play?

A puns-i scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avocadokadabra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tourdefranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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My friends did not seem to appreciate my cat word play. imgur.com/JRaH0mK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theregulator24
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡƒΠΆΡ‡ΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luca20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Not exactly a dad joke, but close. None of the fathering a child, but all of the self amused word play. vimeo.com/65102146
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rampantdissonance
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Word play with dad!

(Mom wants to walk down a dark alley way to get somewhere when we could just walk around to get there)

Me: I don't walk down alleys that smell like urine.

Dad: urine luck son, we're not going down that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bababerands
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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A classic play on words

After listening to the lyrics of "Blinded by the Light:"

Me: Those first few lines don't make any sense.

Dad: You know why they don't make any cents? Because they don't have a job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizdippler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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too many plays on words for me to handle

while talking to my roommates about the fabulous acting of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I mentioned that time he played the tooth fairy. roommate replies,

"yeah he really rocked that role"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eewwee
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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My wife just told me, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s ...... a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Her: Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?

Me: That’s a.....novel idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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