I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
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Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know heβs being evicted
He opens the door and tells him βNamasteβ.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
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︎ Dec 29 2020
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?
They deserve a no bell prize
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︎ Mar 22 2020
A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...
...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What does the onion say when you knock on their door...
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︎ Oct 07 2020
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, βI heard a good joke today.β Second dog replies, βGo on then.β First dog continues, βKnock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
How do you knock on 2 doors
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What do you do when a supplement knocks on your door?
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"
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︎ May 24 2019
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
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︎ Jul 13 2019
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
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︎ Jul 30 2019
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 kingβs day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Donβt tell the wise men!
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?
There could be a salad dressing.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
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I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
there might be a salad dressing.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I always knock on my fridge before opening the door
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?
In case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
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I hate when people knock on my door and tell me I need to get "saved" or else I will "burn."
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︎ Aug 09 2019
i always knock on the fridge before opening it...
...there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Dec 03 2019
There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,
"I'd better let this sink in."
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︎ Sep 28 2019
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, βI heard a good joke today.β Second dog replies, βGo on then.β First dog continues, βKnock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"...
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get βsavedβ or you'll βburnβ
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get βsavedβ or you'll βburnβ
Stupid Firemen
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,
Just in case there is a salad dressing
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︎ Feb 19 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get βsavedβ or you'll βburnβ
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︎ May 24 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get βsavedβ or you'll βburnβ
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case the salad is dressing. Wouldn't want to walk in on that!
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I always knock on the fridge door before opening...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing.
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I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
Just in case there is salad dressing
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