He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.
She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.
He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.
She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.
She said, “I sell tampons.”
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”
TL;DR where should my wife who is 5’2 look for inexpensive golf clothes?
My wife has recently agreed to lessons so we can spend more time together and has been doing some online shopping but I don’t know where to send her for good good clothes. She is a value shopper so nothing too expensive especially if she doesn’t end up liking the game. She’s 5’2 so petite options would be a huge benefit!
Finally convinced the wife to get excited about golf, us men have lots of choices like Rick Shiels (hey!), meandmygolf and jakehuttgolf, among others. Is there some golfing coaches on Instagram that focus on women’s golf skills? I don’t want to complain about the golf Instagram ladies but none of them seem to actually teach anything. We get it, you’re attractive. Now teach my wife while she aimlessly browses Instagram for hours.
>To Lords and Ladies of the Trident and Reach,
>House Bracken humbly invites you to the wedding of Prince Erik Bracken to Lady Delena Osgrey on the 9th Month of this year!
>There shall be feasting and festivities aplenty. There will be a joust with the winners purse being 5,000 gold stallions, second place being 2,000 stallions and third place being 1,000 stallions.
>There will also be an archery contest with the winnings being the same as the Joust.
>There will also be a Melee. With a sole prize of 2,000 gold stallions along with a single boon from the King that the winner may request, and if it proper and within my power, I shall grant it.
>We hope to see you all there.
>Signed,
>King Otho Bracken, First of his Name, King of the Trident and of the Hills.
Recently had a conversation with my mom (early 60's) who told me that she always wanted to learn and play golf when she got older.
She took a golf course at the local university last year, but used my dad's 7 iron for the class. She told me that the club was way too heavy (even though it had a graphite shaft) for her.
Her birthday's coming up and I'm thinking about buying her a full set of senior ladies clubs. She won't want anything too extravagant; just a set she can learn and play with for the next several years.
Any recommendations for full sets? Thinking around the $300 to 400 range.
The staff was super helpful in finding me discs that matched the behavior of other discs I’ve had trouble finding. They also got the runway mid distance driver by Steamline discs in my hands, and it’s a deuce machine!
What do y’all do about your nails?! I wouldn’t say I have very long nails, but I can tell they get in the way when throwing. I spent years of my life picking them and I’ve finally kicked the habit so I don’t want them short again!
Mehdi Hasan at Oxford debating that Islam isn't a violent religion. His jokes are also on point.
The tourney commenced 6th Month A, a few days after the wedding (can't have the bride and groom spot bruises on their wedding now can we?).
Archery Winner: Ser Sylas Hill
Duel Winner:. Jax Prester
Melee Winner: Jax Prester
Joust Winner: The Knight of The Ox
(Squire's melee has been struck. Just one person signed up)
Shopping around for a putter for my wife, what do you have and why do you like it?
(She’s not serious enough for a fitting)
Cuz I'm aiming to get in their hole :)
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.
She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.
He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.
She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.
She said, “I sell tampons.”
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”
She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.
She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.
He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.
She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.
She said, “I sell tampons.”
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”
The staff there was super helpful, and they hooked me up with the Runway by Streamline Discs and it’s a deuce machine!
