If i were an executioner, iā€™d rather be the guy swinging an axe than the guy tying a rope.

easier to get a head

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/aexolthum
šŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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This one is my favorite "story" to tell.

I start with just having a normal conversation like normal people do while I wait for an opportune time to slip in this story of mine.

The Story:

Did you hear about that kid on the bridge with the brick about a year ago? Yeah, this kid was apparently on an overpass for I-95 (nearby interstate. Locality makes it believable.) with a brick tied to a rope. He just sat there swinging it at passing cars, breaking their windshields just for a laugh. Eventually, the brick got caught in one and didn't come back out like it usually did. Instead, this time, the rope got wrapped around his arm and the sudden yank pulled his arm clean off. The driver tried to sue, but got nowhere because it was a kid. However, the driver was arrested for armed robbery.

Gets groans every time.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/JamoWRage
šŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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