I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I was on my way to work this morning and I forgot how to put my seat belt on.

After awhile, it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOnEm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why do we test seat belts with crash test dummies ?

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"

Fasten your seat belts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcgrotts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My friend bought a Chewbacca seat belt cover

I told him that he can now drive Han's free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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I'm going to stop using seat belts...

They do nothing but hold me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hauptmann24
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...

Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I've heard a lot of people are excited for Fast 9. I can't wait for the next one.

Fast10: Your Seat Belts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rev_bignugget
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because it’s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds it’s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I’ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I don’t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasn’t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, I’ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if you’re traveling with another couple, I’m sure they’ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesn’t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Awwwwwww Snap

your seat belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildboy1486
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Delivery dad joke

My roommate and I are ordering some Chinese food for delivery.

She asks "what's a good tip for a delivery driver"

I reply "always wear a seat belt"

She won't talk to me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grease_cat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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Dadjoked myself

I was driving along by myself and saw a sign that said"Extra seat belt patrols on now", and my first thought was "Oh no! I'm not wearing my extra seat belt!" I got a good laugh out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scipio33
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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Co worker just dad joked another Co worker

We were all on our way to lunch. The driver has young children and sometimes has to move the car seat to the trunk so everyone can fit.

Co worker 1: "do you have a car seat in the back"

Co worker 2: "Yeah but I think you are big enough to use a seat belt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrossCheckPanda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt.

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmy_rickar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked...

Then it just clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I couldn't figure out to fasten my seat belt,

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken_Strangler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...

Fast-10 your seat belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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