I made a belt out of watches
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt
I told him that would just be a waist of money
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I just beat a black belt at karate....
My next challenge is a green sock.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I've got a black belt!
I like it, leather with a nice buckle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...
...adding insoles to ninjary.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
You know Orionβs Belt?
Yeah itβs a big waist of space
Ik ik itβs not a good joke I only give it 3 stars
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.
Heβd walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My wife didnβt like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.
They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why should people stop buying belts?
Because they always go to waist
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I invented the watch belt...
everyone says itβs a waist of time.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
If I attached a watch to my belt....
It would be a waste of time.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Dad, why did you throw all my belts in the garbage?
Because they're waist products.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didnβt work
It was just a waist of thyme
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Are you familiar with Orionβs Belt?
... huge waste of space.
Sorry, that joke wasnβt very good... three stars.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt
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︎ Sep 10 2020
For whom the belt holes
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches
But then I realized it would be a waist of time
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I decided to invent a time machine you wear like a belt
It turned out to be a complete waist of time
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I once made a belt out of watches...
I quickly grew out of the times fashion.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.
My wife said it was a waist of time.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I made a belt of watches...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills
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︎ Dec 18 2020
"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I made a belt out of watches...
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I attached all my watches together to make a belt..
It was a waist of time...
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︎ Sep 01 2020
"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I made a belt out of watches once
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I recently made a belt out of watches
It was a huge waist of time
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I thought about making a belt of watches
Then I realised that it would be a waist of time.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Orionβs Belt is a big waist of space.
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, itβs drivinβ me nuts.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why should you never attach a watch to your belt?
...because it would be a waste of time
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︎ Jun 11 2020
You know Orion's Belt?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you call a belt made of clocks
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I made a belt out of watches once,
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