I made a belt out of watches
My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt
I told him that would just be a waist of money
I just beat a black belt at karate....
My next challenge is a green sock.
I've got a black belt!
I like it, leather with a nice buckle.
My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...
...adding insoles to ninjary.
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
You know Orion’s Belt?
Yeah it’s a big waist of space
Ik ik it’s not a good joke I only give it 3 stars
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.
He’d walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.
They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.
Why should people stop buying belts?
Because they always go to waist
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
I invented the watch belt...
everyone says it’s a waist of time.
I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
If I attached a watch to my belt....
It would be a waste of time.
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
Dad, why did you throw all my belts in the garbage?
Because they're waist products.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work
It was just a waist of thyme
Are you familiar with Orion’s Belt?
... huge waste of space.
Sorry, that joke wasn’t very good... three stars.
My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches
But then I realized it would be a waist of time
What did the zero say to the eight?
I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
I decided to invent a time machine you wear like a belt
It turned out to be a complete waist of time
I once made a belt out of watches...
I quickly grew out of the times fashion.
I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.
My wife said it was a waist of time.
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
I made a belt of watches...
What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills
"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"
I made a belt out of watches...
I attached all my watches together to make a belt..
It was a waist of time...
"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
I made a belt out of watches once
I recently made a belt out of watches
It was a huge waist of time
I thought about making a belt of watches
Then I realised that it would be a waist of time.
What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?
Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
Why should you never attach a watch to your belt?
...because it would be a waste of time
What do you call a belt made of clocks
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