I put a clock on my belt
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︎ May 01 2021
Orion's Belt Review.
What a waist of space. I gave it three stars.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Orionβs Belt is a big waist of space.
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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︎ May 06 2021
Caught my son putting a clock on his belt
Seems like a waist of time.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
I knew someone who collected watches. They'd link the watches all together into a sort of belt.
I thought it was a waist of time.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Did you hear about Orion's belt?
It was such a big waist of space.
Sorry.. I know terrible joke. You can leave a 3 star review.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I like to stuff dollar bills in my belt.
They tell me itβs a waist of money.
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︎ May 22 2021
I spent years learning how to make a belt out of watches.
Everyone said that's a waist of the time.
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︎ May 28 2021
What will you find under Orion's Belt?
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︎ May 05 2021
Donβt make an origami belt.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle
This thing is driving me nuts.
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︎ May 11 2021
If a belt made of watches is a waist of time...
Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Someone knocked on my door yesterday, he was selling belts with watches on them!
I said, βIβm good thanks, theyβre a waist of timeβ
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt
I told him that would just be a waist of money
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I just beat a black belt at karate....
My next challenge is a green sock.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...
...adding insoles to ninjary.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I've got a black belt!
I like it, leather with a nice buckle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
My wife didnβt like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why should people stop buying belts?
Because they always go to waist
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I invented the watch belt...
everyone says itβs a waist of time.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.
They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
If I attached a watch to my belt....
It would be a waste of time.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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︎ May 14 2021
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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︎ May 16 2021
I attached all my watches together, to make a belt
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I once made a belt out of one dollar bills.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Orionβs Belt is a big waist of space.
Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I made a belt out of watches
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
A guy replaces his leather belt with a belt of watches.
It's such a waist of time.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I once made a belt out of dollar bills
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I tied all my watches to my belt
....It was a waist of time
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︎ Feb 22 2021
You know Orionβs Belt?
Yeah itβs a big waist of space
Ik ik itβs not a good joke I only give it 3 stars
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I made a belt of watches...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
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︎ Jan 22 2021
"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills
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︎ Dec 18 2020
"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
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