Asteroid belt Puns

A list of puns related to "Asteroid belt"

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👤︎ u/username-root
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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Asteroid belt

So me and the little woman are watching this show about the solar system and, dad that I am, I blurt out "I had asteroids once. Used Preparation H."

She laughed! I think she was glad that I didn't mention Uranus.

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👤︎ u/b0b
📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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How does our Solar System hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt!

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👤︎ u/scaryAstronaut
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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What does the solar system use to keep its pants on?

An asteroid belt

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👤︎ u/volci
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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