Asteroid puns?

I'm a teacher with a group of students doing a science challenge about designing a launcher on an asteroid. A lot of them want to enter the competition with asteroid puns. One group has the name "Kiss my Asteroid." Am open to other suggestions! Thanks!

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I took a rocket all the way up into the atmosphere only to collide with an asteroid

I think that's interpherence

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Why do asteroids have good street smarts?

Because they have comet sense

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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hn-c3na
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Why don't we eat asteroids until they get to Earth?

Because that's when they're meteor!

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Asteroid mining

Is on the horizon

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What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?

Armageddon outta here!!

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Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor.

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The reason they call them hemorrhoids is probably because asteroids were already taken.
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In the movie Armageddon, they should've sent the Fantastic Four to the asteroid.

The Thing is made of rocks.

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Why are asteroids vegetarians' favorite space rocks?

The alternative is meteor

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Why did the asteroid hate the restaurant?

He just couldn't get past the atmosphere.

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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?

It's meteor.

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What did one asteroid say to the other?

Meteor later.

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Man-made Asteroid Belt. Astronomical scale pun, now available on earth. jasonruane.com/index.php/…
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Where are all the asteroids?

Behind Uranus

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Asteroid belt

So me and the little woman are watching this show about the solar system and, dad that I am, I blurt out "I had asteroids once. Used Preparation H."

She laughed! I think she was glad that I didn't mention Uranus.

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What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?

One is meteor β˜„οΈ

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