I hate spring cleaning...
Darn things bounce all over the place.
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︎ May 06 2021
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I get so excited for spring...
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Since itβs spring time you could say.......
.........trees are releafed now
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Cars 1 βradiator springsβ car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. βRadiator springsβ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iβm wrong.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Daylight Savings pun. I donβt want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Why didn't the man want a spring mattress
Because it was still winter
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I don't know what I ate lastnight, but when I woke up, I crapped out a sparkwheel, a valve, a spring, and a piece of flint.
Afterwards, I felt a little lighter.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you wonβt be headed to the ICU.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Whatβs the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Springing into spring, Batman.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Nature just loves when Spring comes around...
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Spring is in the air
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Spring break
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Spring break
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Spring is just around the corner
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I eat spring onions before going on walks.
I like a little spring in my step.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What does a tree say once itβs spring?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
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︎ Dec 13 2019
We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Spring time bois
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︎ Apr 21 2018
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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︎ Feb 12 2019
A college kid finished up his spring semester and is going back home to see his parents.
Son: Hey Dad! Itβs great to see you again, I like your new beard.
Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didnβt like it, but then it grew on me.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
"Spring is in the air"
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud
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︎ Apr 08 2020
βNooooβ screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.
βWhat are you doing doing doing ...β
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear
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︎ Dec 05 2019
What did god say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
How did the tree feel in spring?
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︎ Mar 24 2018
What do trees feel in Spring ?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.
It was a site for sore aye-ayes.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Spring is around the corner!
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Iβm so excited itβs spring time
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︎ Mar 31 2021
My wife was so excited when Spring came,
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Spring is here!!!
I am so excited I wet my plants.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I don't like doing spring cleaning
Damn things bounce all over the place
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Spring is here!!!
I got so excited that I wet my plants.
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︎ May 31 2020
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