My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
I get so excited for spring...
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
Since it’s spring time you could say.......
.........trees are releafed now
Cars 1 “radiator springs” car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. “Radiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Why didn't the man want a spring mattress
Because it was still winter
Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?
I don't know what I ate lastnight, but when I woke up, I crapped out a sparkwheel, a valve, a spring, and a piece of flint.
Afterwards, I felt a little lighter.
A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Springing into spring, Batman.
Nature just loves when Spring comes around...
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
Want to make your water bed bouncier.....
Spring is just around the corner
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
I make podiums. So I always save my most special podium for March 20th...
It's the first dais of Spring!
We were having breakfast yesterday, and dad suddenly threw a slinky at my head.
He said, “Spring is in the air!”
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
I don't like doing spring cleaning
Damn things bounce all over the place
My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...
Alas, I've no spring chicken!
What does a tree say once it’s spring?
I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
I’m so excited it’s spring time
My wife was so excited when Spring came,
Spring is here!!!
I am so excited I wet my plants.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Spring is here!!!
I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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