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Peking duck Puns

A list of puns related to "Peking duck"

Never play hide and seek with a Peking duck.

Cheating bastard.

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👤︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking

She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.

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👤︎ u/pellep
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a pervy mallard?

Peking duck.

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👤︎ u/sarahmatch4
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you hear about the bird arrested for voyeurism?

He was a Peking Duck.

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👤︎ u/PopsGalaxy
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call it when a Chinese bird is being sneaky?

Peking Duck

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👤︎ u/JonSolo1
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why was the duck killed and eaten for spying on others

Probably cos it was a Peking duck

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👤︎ u/bobbadbilla
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?

Because the ducks are always Peking.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call a waterfowl that looks in your windows?

A Peking duck.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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What do you call a urinating mallard?

Peking duck

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👤︎ u/manlymanhood
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance?

Peking duck

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👤︎ u/Fak3_acc0unt
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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