I asked my Chinese friend what it was like living in China.
He said he can't complain.
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︎ May 29 2021
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
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︎ May 28 2021
Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .
So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papรก."
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a Chinese spy?
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call 1000kg of Chinese soup?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Did you know mules only speak Chinese?
When you meet them, they say โneigh hawโ.
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︎ May 24 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
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︎ May 04 2021
A Chinese restaurant got vandalized
It was an act of wonton destruction
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︎ May 13 2021
After graduating from the Aerosmith Chinese culinary and language school, I can finally...
Wok this way, and talk this way
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︎ May 22 2021
Why don't the Chinese understand the human leg?
Because they constantly ask "Knee-How?"
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︎ May 02 2021
Met a Chinese talking goose today, I asked him from what part of China he was from.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Chinese rocket remanats are going to fall back to earth this weekend
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︎ May 08 2021
Our Chinese food came without any cookiesโฆ
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
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︎ May 03 2021
What do you call a Chinese bear causing amuck?
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︎ May 07 2021
I heard Chinese joke.
It was a sweet-sour experience.
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︎ May 05 2021
Ok this needs a bit of context: ็ซ is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why does the dancer eat Chinese food?
Because he likes to get Lo Mein
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︎ Apr 09 2021
How do you say hi to a chinese cowboy?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor
"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.
"Order 66."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.
He specializes in four chin cookies.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Some idiot posted a Chinese telephone directory through my door...
It was full of Wong numbers.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What would you call Chinese pork?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I once knew a girl who married a Chinese.
She had to Chang her last name.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
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I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
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︎ Jan 25 2021
My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.
Iโm going to make a fortune!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why donโt Chinese kids believe in Christmas
Because they make the toys!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I want to open a Chinese food buffet
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Do you want to know a joke about the Chinese government?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
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