A list of puns related to "China"
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
The wonton destruction.
They've commemorated a city to him already.
They call it the for-biden city.
Actual joke my dad told me.
He says he can't complain
Juan won one yuan.
Obviously a sham rock.
It's a Pandademic
Mi auw
His name is Ah Chu
Apparently it's absolute panda-monium
They are known as the pot stickers.
There's also Wu Ping cough
Because it took out half the world with one bat
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
I see a lot of red flags.
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
They used Han sanitizer.
iMoral
Thereβs so many Wings and Wongβs, you might wing the wong number.
It was Wong on so many levels.
they keep eating their bats...
Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times
He loved giving out diktats like
"So shall citizens pay double the tax"
"So shall boys over 18 join the army"
He went to war with China
He won
In the court, they brought a Chinese man
"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"
The king then gave out a new diktat
"So shall this Tan sing"
And to this day, when it happens..
That is a big red flag.
They got it right off the bat
There were a lot of red flags
He said he really couldnβt complain.
kidney garden
It's like they're a decade ahead.
Itβs No Time to Die.
He was forensic
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But you can't criticize XI.
They get embarrassed talking about erections.
except babbies, they are made in vachina.
They had it right off the bat
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