Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyW-Unofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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They just china have pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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China is already welcoming Biden's victory

They've commemorated a city to him already.

They call it the for-biden city.

Actual joke my dad told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanickedSilence
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China

He says he can't complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.

Juan won one yuan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sister-Physter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'

Obviously a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Wow! China really love Biden! They even named a crucial landmark after him! /r/Jokes/comments/jokjk1/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekintelli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you hear about all the Bears getting sick in China?

It's a Pandademic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwailo27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What did the cat say when he arrived in China?

Mi auw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yovinio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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China just found the first person to get coronavirus

His name is Ah Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucburba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos

Apparently it's absolute panda-monium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.

They are known as the pot stickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China

There's also Wu Ping cough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why does china have the best baseball team?

Because it took out half the world with one bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHelloTherez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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There's something wrong with China...

I see a lot of red flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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How did China get the virus under control?

They used Han sanitizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codemon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call it when Apple forces children in China to work for minimum wage?

iMoral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zak-Ive-Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why can’t you make a phone call in China?

There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedpetez
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Once I got lost in a building in China

It was Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timfuzail
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Jamington
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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WHO is China's best friend..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontfuckthots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A king who fought China

Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times

He loved giving out diktats like

"So shall citizens pay double the tax"

"So shall boys over 18 join the army"

He went to war with China

He won

In the court, they brought a Chinese man

"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"

The king then gave out a new diktat

"So shall this Tan sing"

And to this day, when it happens..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Starbucks in China be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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We should have known the virus came from China

There were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beachKilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I asked my friend from Wuhan, China how things were going with the coronavirus...

He said he really couldn’t complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Which school does China send its prisoners?

kidney garden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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China seems so much more advanced than America....

It's like they're a decade ahead.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China

He was forensic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Wanna hear a great joke making fun if China?

<Censored>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Funny bone china
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vamplips
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why doesn't China have elections?

They get embarrassed talking about erections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CropDustinAround
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Everything is made in China

except babbies, they are made in vachina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleL94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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China was the first country to have a case of Coronavirus

They had it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus

Ah Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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