Why doesn't Frosty the Snowman have a beard?
Because he's made from shaved ice!
At first, I wasn’t sure about having a beard...
Why do most men refuse to shave their beard?
Because it has grown on them.
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
Rhett is not the same man without his beard
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
I didn't like my new beard at first..
I have never liked beards…
Then they started to grow on me.
My wife asked me if I like my new beard.
I told her it's growing on me.
At first, I didn't like my beard.
But its really starting to grow on me.
Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"
.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up
i used to hate my long hair and beard.
but it really grew on me.
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
I trimmed my beard too short.
I wasn’t sure about how It looked but it grew on me!
I vowed not to shave during the COVID-19 quarantine. My wife doesn't like my beard.
But it's really growing on me.
I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
I grew a beard in isolation and I asked my daughter "Should I shave my beard?“ she said "No Dad, it's grown on me"
I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"
My fiance told me she likes my beard and that it's starting to grow on her
I told her: No, it's growing on me
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc
My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
I started growing a beard a few weeks ago
My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.
What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?
I'm liking my new beard
It eventually grew on me.
In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract
It's called the Santa Clause
Dad walks in tell me (who just started dreading having to shave) and says: I too didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me. finger guns
The other day I ran into someone who was shocked that I had grown a beard
To which I said, “I grew it over winter, but I’m thinking of shaving it off. Only it’s been growing on me”
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
If you don't like your new beard, just give it time...
At first, I didn't like having a beard.
At first I didn’t like my beard
My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
Friend: How do you like your new beard? Me:
Wasn’t so sure about my beard originally
But then it grew on me 🧔🏻
I wasn't sure I'd like my quarantine beard
but I can say it's definitely grown on me.
Started growing a coronavirus beard at first I didn't like it...
I asked my wife if my COVID beard was growing on her...
"Because it's growing on me."
I didn't like my beard too much before
But now it's starting to really grow on me.
At first, I didn't like my beard.
Wife: "I like your new beard."
Me: "It's growing on me, too."
I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...
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