My son texted me saying he'd been robbed by some guy.

"Give me a quick description of what he looked like," I text him.

"Six foot beard with green eyes and a moustache."

I said, "His beard sounds terrifying."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
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The roles were reversed this time...

My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.

Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.

Him: Really?

Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]

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👤︎ u/Jec178
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