17 Hilarious Beard Growing Puns

My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.

What do you know, it's growing on me too.

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👤︎ u/WID_Call_IT

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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Started growing a coronavirus beard at first I didn't like it...

But it's growing on me

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👤︎ u/dmacd71

📅︎ May 06 2020

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I started growing a beard a few weeks ago

My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.

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👤︎ u/adstro

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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I always wanted my dad to grow a beard and would try to get him to not shave in the mornings. As he began shaving, he would always promise me that he’d start growing a beard ‘tomorrow’, but he never did.

He was a bald faced liar.

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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I went out with on a date with a girl I haven't seen in a few weeks and since then I have started growing a beard. When I saw her she said the beard was new—

I said yeah I wasn't crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/tyl93

📅︎ Jan 23 2016

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I told my dad that I didn't like his beard at first, but it's growing on me...

"Actually, it's growing on me."

Got me with it this morning.

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👤︎ u/jakedahlbeg

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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My friend and I are in a beard growing contest.

Right now it is neck and neck.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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When I first started growing out my beard, I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep it or not.

But it's really grown on me.

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👤︎ u/billybobbybyler

📅︎ Mar 07 2018

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I've been growing a beard for four months. At first I wasn't sure if l liked it.

But it's really grown on me.

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👤︎ u/buyingbridges

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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I haven't shaved in a few weeks, and I've sort of got a beard now. I think it's growing on me.

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👤︎ u/TheOffendingHonda

📅︎ Dec 25 2015

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My dad's been growing out his beard.

After much stroking his new beard he turns to me and says: you know, at first I didn't like my beard.

Me: but you like it now?

Him: yeah, it's really grown on me.

It took me a while but he was grinning like a madman.

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👤︎ u/HughJerectDick

📅︎ Apr 25 2015

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I've been growing my beard out...

My friend: Im not used to seeing you with a beard! I don't know if I like it...

Me: Yea Im not use to it either..... But it's growing on me!!

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👤︎ u/j_ohhhhh

📅︎ Apr 30 2014

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My best friend is growing a beard and isn't having the best luck

Me: You know what's similar between you and an old Native American man?

My friend: What?

Me: Apache beard.

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👤︎ u/J0h4n50n

📅︎ Nov 21 2014

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Growing a Beard

I started growing out my beard again and asked my SO her opinion.

Me: Is my Beard starting to grow on you?

SO: No

Me: You wanna know why? Because its growing on me.

Queue face-palm by SO while out at dinner.

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👤︎ u/service_my_zza

📅︎ Nov 19 2014

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Last night my dad told us he's been growing his beard since 1968 because a contest he won. . .

He said he won by a whisker.

I love my dad.

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👤︎ u/intensenerd

📅︎ Nov 18 2013

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I asked my wife if my COVID beard was growing on her...

"Because it's growing on me."

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👤︎ u/IDRambler

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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I started growing a beard recently. At first I didn't like it...

But it's grown on me.

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👤︎ u/PrepareToFastForward

📅︎ Nov 29 2016

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