Why did they only make one Yogi Bear?
When they tried the second time they made a Little BooBoo
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What did the yogi say when the other yogi invited him out?
āIām down, dog.ā
A yogi asked me if I was gonna go to their class.
I replied, "Namaste here."
The original plan was to make two Yogi Bears, but there was a screw up.
They made a Boo Boo.
My son collects baseball memorabilia, so I got him a vintage Yogi Berra glove for his birthday.
He thought it was fake, but I assured him it's legit a mitt.
Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
What's Yogi Bear's favorite ice cream?
Basket Robbins
Why did Yogi outsmart the cheese?
He's smarter than the average bear, let alone the Camembert.
[Meta] Can we all agree that the late Yogi Berra was the father of the dad joke?
e.g. You better cut the pizza in four slices because I'm not hungry enough to eat six
RIP Yogi Berra
"The future ain't what it used to be."
The man practically invented Dad Jokes.
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
What do you call a meditating bear?
Yogi
Where do bad forks go when they die?
Hell's Kitchen.
This is my dad's favourite joke from my childhood. Dad: Do we have any Marabooboo? Me: what's a Marabooboo?
Dad: Nothing Yogi I'm just a little bear.
E: everyone had to grin and BEAR this joke when I was younger
