New shoes

A guy limps into a bar and orders a beer. "What's wrong with you?" the bartender asks. "New dress shoes," the guy replies. "Turns out they are too tight." The bartender looks at the shoes and advises, "Try pulling the tongue out a bit."Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

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📅︎ Sep 08 2021
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