What's the most honest girl's name?

Natalie

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👤︎ u/Trev2-D2
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Sorry princess

If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau

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Outstanding g imgur.com/5oI8CJd
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👤︎ u/KluKlayu
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What do you get when you cross a famous Hollywood actress with a meta punchline?

Natalie Portmanteau

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👤︎ u/lukiiiiii
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Princess Amidala just carted away my land speeder!

It was a Natalie Portman-tow

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What type of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood

(Shout out to my dad for telling that one at Christmas dinner!)

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Literally says this one EVERY time a new friend comes out on our family boat...

Now remember to be careful and wear a life jacket because you know the only kind of wood that doesn't float?

Natalie Wood!

Then laughs maniacally while the friend just stares blankly.

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