Ella...Vader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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How did Vader feel before he took his jedi test?

He was panakin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefantigro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braindamage23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SASA_17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I meant Darth Vader’s wife today

Ella. She has so many levels to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?

Her name was Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Who makes barrels for Darth Vader?

A Stormcooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsandtrees
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What church do Palpatine and Vader go to?

The Sith-steen chapel

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did barista Vader say to Luke when he ordered a Macchiato?

I ... am your FROTHER!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcanelos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?

Her power is on a whole different level! ( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg0184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why do they call Vader a Lord?

Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadsea29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?

It was blown to sithereens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnifdoog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Why can’t you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?

Because he always senses your presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdwelsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive

Must have cost him an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ferdaaron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?

Because he is not a tax-evader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmugAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?

His Sithsters.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McXhicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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How does Darth Vader punish his kids?

He forces them to their rooms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Ella vader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Darth Vader has some interesting methods for disciplining his Children.

They're all very hands-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanObi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What does Darth Vader use to move up and down?

The Elevader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?

Her name is Ella.

(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadnoughtPoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?

CPA-3PO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.

Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Removing Vader's Mask
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MystickTheater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is Darth Vader’s Mother’s favourite song?

Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why do they call him Lord Vader?

Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyPickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Darth Vader is far too rich for my blood

His suit alone must have cost an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCready419
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?

From the Darth Maul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trim_Tram
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas

He felt your presents

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?

He had felt his presents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What's Darth Vader wife's name?

Ella, Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illthinkofonel8er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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How does Darth Vader like his coffee...

On the dark side...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipity_7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why does Anakin become Darth Vader

To get to the other side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystallize1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his girls?

On the dark side...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipity_7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdelterror
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A little on the dark side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOATYGOATZ
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant

Ele-vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boopdogg
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Did you know Darth Vader had to pay for his suit?

It cost him an arm and a leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choiceofart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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