Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...

Her name is Ellie Vader

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What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?

The empire hikes back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shua_mc
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What is Darth Vader's wife's name?

Ella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitewolf__0
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Luke Skywalker had issues after his first duel with Darth Vader

His first robotic appendage was defective from the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?

He FORCE feeds himself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Why doesn't Darth Vader have a dad bod?

He's not really a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?

Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorIcer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nuxul006
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor

"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.

"Order 66."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Darth Bader.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SASA_17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?

Her name was Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnifdoog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Who makes barrels for Darth Vader?

A Stormcooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsandtrees
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?

Her power is on a whole different level! ( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg0184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?

It was blown to sithereens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you heard of Darth Vader's wife, she's always reliable and lifting people up when their down

Good ol' ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why can’t you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?

Because he always senses your presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdwelsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive

Must have cost him an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ferdaaron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?

His Sithsters.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McXhicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?

Because he is not a tax-evader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmugAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Darth Brooks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evansonly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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How does Darth Vader punish his kids?

He forces them to their rooms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?

Everything is half-off!

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Darth Vader has some interesting methods for disciplining his Children.

They're all very hands-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanObi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?

Her name is Ella.

(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadnoughtPoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What does Darth Vader use to move up and down?

The Elevader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?

CPA-3PO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braindamage23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas

He felt your presents

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Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?

From the Darth Maul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trim_Tram
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?

He had felt his presents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's Darth Vader wife's name?

Ella, Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illthinkofonel8er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his coffee...

On the dark side...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipity_7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his girls?

On the dark side...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipity_7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdelterror
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why does Anakin become Darth Vader

To get to the other side

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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