Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...
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What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
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︎ May 04 2021
What is Darth Vader's wife's name?
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︎ May 13 2021
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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︎ May 12 2021
Luke Skywalker had issues after his first duel with Darth Vader
His first robotic appendage was defective from the second hand store.
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︎ May 10 2021
How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?
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︎ May 06 2021
Why doesn't Darth Vader have a dad bod?
He's not really a father figure
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︎ May 02 2021
Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?
Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor
"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.
"Order 66."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Darth Bader.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done
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︎ May 11 2020
Who makes barrels for Darth Vader?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?
Her power is on a whole different level!
( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?
It was blown to sithereens!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Have you heard of Darth Vader's wife, she's always reliable and lifting people up when their down
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why canβt you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?
Because he always senses your presents.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
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︎ Sep 07 2020
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?
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Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?
Because he is not a tax-evader.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Darth Brooks
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︎ Jun 19 2020
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Darth Vader has some interesting methods for disciplining his Children.
They're all very hands-off.
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︎ May 07 2020
Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?
Her name is Ella.
(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What does Darth Vader use to move up and down?
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︎ May 15 2020
You know who does Darth Vaderβs taxes?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday?
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︎ May 04 2021
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Darth Vader knows what youβre getting for Christmas
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What's Darth Vader wife's name?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
How does Darth Vader like his coffee...
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︎ May 12 2020
How does Darth Vader like his girls?
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︎ May 12 2020
How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
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︎ May 04 2020
Why does Anakin become Darth Vader
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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︎ May 13 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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