Darth Plagueis Puns

A list of puns related to "Darth Plagueis"

Did you hear about the shredded cheese shortage?

It’s time to make America grate again!

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👤︎ u/LayThatPipe
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn't find another man of his caliber.

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👤︎ u/totuan
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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A Teenage daughter is being intimate with her boyfriend...

And her dad walks in.

"Dad I'm sorry" says the girl.

"Hi sorry I'm Dad" says the dad.

The dad then turns to her boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

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👤︎ u/spotexx
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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