Because he's got little legs.
Because six seven eight.
Yoda sees himself in 4K for the first time HDMI he says.
HDMI
He forces a laugh
H.D.M.I
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
HDMI
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
Miracle Grogu
Ley-dihu!
βNot on, my watch.β
Will-I-am
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
Then he could be named Broda.
βYoda, are you sure weβre headed in the right direction?β
βOff course we are.β
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(sourced from r/Jokes by u/Deadly_R)
Dey go baaaaa!
A toy-yoda
His first word was βiotaβ.
... and so it was spoken, from then onward, into existence.
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
Met my quoda I have.
It's "Yomama"
I told him we already got Toyota
Because six, seven eight.
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Layheehoo, it is
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Layheehoo
Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.
It was Layheehoo
Layheehoo
It's Layheehoo
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As in HD am I! ππ€£π
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Because Six Seven ate
