What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

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Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,

Because he's got little legs.

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Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because six seven eight.

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So...yoda

Yoda sees himself in 4K for the first time HDMI he says.

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What does Yoda do when he hears a pun?

He forces a laugh

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?

H.D.M.I

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Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?

It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."

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What did Yoda say when he was first shown in 1080p?

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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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What does Baby Yoda feed his plants?

Miracle Grogu

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All these years it was thought that Yoda only had one name. His family name is....

Ley-dihu!

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p? /r/ProgrammerHumor/commen…
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High Definition Yoda be like
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Yoda didn’t know what time it was. He explained...

β€œNot on, my watch.”

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What name was created by Yoda?

Will-I-am

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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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You’re traveling with Yoda

β€œYoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”

β€œOff course we are.”

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I wish Disney+ had decided to make Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda.

Then he could be named Broda.

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

(sourced from r/Jokes by u/Deadly_R)

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Next level "toy yoda"
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Funny Yoda is
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Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?

Dey go baaaaa!

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What car does Yoda drive ?

A toy-yoda

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When did Yoda realize that he would be little?

His first word was β€œiota”.

... and so it was spoken, from then onward, into existence.

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What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?

He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]

I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.

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My wife got angry because I quote Yoda too often.

Met my quoda I have.

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Funny Yoda is
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I learned the name of Baby Yoda's mother...

It's "Yomama"

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Yoda man
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Yoda: Why afraid of 7 was 6?

Yoda: because 9 7 8.

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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?

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What Did Yoda Say When He Saw Himself in 4K?

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

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Did you know Yoda has a last name?

Layheehoo, it is

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What did yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

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What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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What was Yoda’s last name?

Layheehoo

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Did you guys know Yoda actually has a last name?

Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.

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Did you know that Yoda had a last name?

It was Layheehoo

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What is Yoda’s last name?

Layheehoo

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Did you know that Yoda has a last name?

It's Layheehoo

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?

HDMI!

As in HD am I! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­

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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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What did baby Yoda say the first time he saw himself in 4K?

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