My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, βWho is this guy?β
My grandfather: Thatβs my hip replacement.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A jean-ius brain.
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︎ May 30 2021
Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?
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︎ May 05 2021
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Jean-Pierreβs dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.
I just worry because I know itβs illegal to launder money.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Jean Pool
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I heard about a politician who was caught accepting bribes from a jean company.
Heβs in the pocket of big pants.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why did the guy in the dad jeans get a COVID test?
Because he didn't have any taste
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Jean-Claude VAN damm
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What is Jean Luc Picard's favorite shotgun?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
As a chubby guy, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, βWho's this guy?β Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"
"This is my hip replacement!"
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︎ May 28 2020
I lost my sweatpants, so I wore a pair of jeans to the gym.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What if Jeans was actually pronounced like Jean. Like in Jean Paul Marat.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Skinny jeans aren't for everyone...
I personally don't think I could pull them off.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
[To someone with ripped jeans] Did you go to church in those jeans?
Because theyβre really holy
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︎ Sep 28 2019
I just watched a documentary on the evolution of skinny jeans.
I couldnβt get into it.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Police tried to arrest some jeans....
they just couldnβt get them cuffed.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because itβs got a marrow waistline.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What do you get when you cross a pair of jeans and a brain?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Dad joke pun the GF hit me with this morning regarding blue jeans
While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"
To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."
I'm still absolutely floored with pride.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What are Mario's favourite jeans to wear?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I don't know where love for shoes comes from. Must run in my jeans.
imgur.com/f1o9gLd
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︎ Feb 01 2018
My costume for Halloween this year is to wear nothing but a pair of jeans.
I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water
needless to say, shawty got l'eau
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︎ Sep 02 2016
Exercising in jeans, it just doesnβt work out
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︎ Feb 28 2019
What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?
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︎ May 06 2019
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I heard about a politician who was caught taking bribes from a jean company.
Heβs in the pocket of big pants.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, βWho is this guy?β
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
What type of jeans does Mario wear
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︎ Jan 17 2019
As a fat guy, I try to avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull it off.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
As a chubby person, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull them off.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
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