A list of puns related to "Rene"
The bartender asks Smith if he wants a martini; he says "I think so." The bartender then asks Descartes if he'd like a martini as well, and Descartes says "I think not"...
...and then he disappeared
(Courtesy of my history teacher)
When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, “I don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.
To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory “I think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.
<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>
... I’ll show myself out.
Dad responded, "when they are done she'll have a semi-colon!"
Hey, my names Renee and no idea what to do for my jersey name? Aside from reneesance or renailed it :P PLEASE SEND HELP!
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