Hey dad, looks like Renee has to have colon surgery.

Dad responded, "when they are done she'll have a semi-colon!"

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👤︎ u/Mark____
📅︎ Jan 26 2014
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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Adam Smith and Rene Descartes walk into a bar...

The bartender asks Smith if he wants a martini; he says "I think so." The bartender then asks Descartes if he'd like a martini as well, and Descartes says "I think not"...

...and then he disappeared

(Courtesy of my history teacher)

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👤︎ u/Offscreen6
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, “I don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory “I think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... I’ll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/techsavior
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Help me pick a jersey name!!

Hey, my names Renee and no idea what to do for my jersey name? Aside from reneesance or renailed it :P PLEASE SEND HELP!

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👤︎ u/Heyyitsnay
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
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