Hey dad, looks like Renee has to have colon surgery.

Dad responded, "when they are done she'll have a semi-colon!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mark____
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sameer_gulzar
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Adam Smith and Rene Descartes walk into a bar...

The bartender asks Smith if he wants a martini; he says "I think so." The bartender then asks Descartes if he'd like a martini as well, and Descartes says "I think not"...

...and then he disappeared

(Courtesy of my history teacher)

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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When heโ€™s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, โ€œI donโ€™t think I do...โ€ and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartesโ€™ theory โ€œI think, therefore I am.โ€ But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... Iโ€™ll show myself out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/techsavior
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Help me pick a jersey name!!

Hey, my names Renee and no idea what to do for my jersey name? Aside from reneesance or renailed it :P PLEASE SEND HELP!

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