René Puns

A list of puns related to "René"

René Descartes in the morning: “I think, therefore I am.”

René Descartes in the afternoon: “I think, therefore I pm.”

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👤︎ u/n_wilkerson
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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René Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender said “would you like a beer?” René replied “I think not”

He disappeared

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip
📅︎ May 30 2018
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"

The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.

But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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👤︎ u/bearfeedmitch
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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What do you call it when a french philosipher/mathematician leaves the room?

He René Departes.

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👤︎ u/wicked_watermelon
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Friedrich would never abandon his work...

...although René might Descart his.

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👤︎ u/q-quan
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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