15 Hilarious Claude Puns - Punstoppable 😜

"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme

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👤︎ u/michael_v92

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Jean-Claude VAN damm

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👤︎ u/hapitwat

📅︎ Jun 30 2020

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I hear they're putting all of Claude Monet's paintings in a free gallery

They're de-monet-ising his work.

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👤︎ u/BearryBonds

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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You hear about the time Jean Claude Van Damme met Sean Connery?

Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."

And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."

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👤︎ u/pareboy

📅︎ Dec 15 2017

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I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.

I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...

John Claude Van Dang.

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👤︎ u/SAHDadWithDaughter

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude.

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👤︎ u/only-chickens-here

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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Did you hear about the French man who always wore denim?

His name was Jean Jaquette.

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👤︎ u/Mack179

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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Monet and the Nose

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)

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👤︎ u/SteadfastDrifter

📅︎ May 25 2018

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A Frenchman let a cat hug his denim pants

Jean Claude

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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A best-selling author...

Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?

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👤︎ u/Bmaster1998

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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Monet never liked his cat Oscar

Because Oscar Claude Monet

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👤︎ u/Gareththegood

📅︎ Dec 19 2018

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My dad asked me, "Who is the man who got attacked by tigers the most?"

After I didn't know he pointed to this sign: http://imgur.com/ex7tc2c

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👤︎ u/BeastOfTheEast15

📅︎ Jun 25 2014

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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What do you call a French guy attacked by a cat?

CLAUDE!! 😂😂

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👤︎ u/macksmiff95

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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My lobster's name is:

Claude

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👤︎ u/Cad-Bane

📅︎ Jun 04 2016

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