"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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Jean-Claude VAN damm
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I hear they're putting all of Claude Monet's paintings in a free gallery

They're de-monet-ising his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearryBonds
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You hear about the time Jean Claude Van Damme met Sean Connery?

Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."

And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pareboy
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I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.

I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...

John Claude Van Dang.

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude.

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Did you hear about the French man who always wore denim?

His name was Jean Jaquette.

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Monet and the Nose

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (Γ©) instead of grave (Γ¨)

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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A Frenchman let a cat hug his denim pants

Jean Claude

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A best-selling author...

Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?

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Monet never liked his cat Oscar

Because Oscar Claude Monet

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Criminal Acts & Delectable Snacks

We've done a bunch of these lists on my podcast Shoddy Radio in the past including "Cars and Stars" (Steve Mitsubuscemi, Jean Claude Grand Am), "Groups and Poops" (Stool, The Brown Stripes), and "Chicks and Dicks" (Sigourney Wiener, Dickey Lake). Anyway, I thought some folks here might appreciate these and want to throw in some ideas. So far for our next list "Criminal Acts & Delectable Snacks" we've got Bacon and Entering, First Degree Burger, Child CornDography, Statutory Crepes and a few others I can't remember right now. Any submissions?

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My dad asked me, "Who is the man who got attacked by tigers the most?"

After I didn't know he pointed to this sign: http://imgur.com/ex7tc2c

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude!

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What do you call a French guy attacked by a cat?

CLAUDE!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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My lobster's name is:

Claude

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