Conversation with my daughter this morning, referring to one of her friends

My Daughter: Sara is so tall, she must have tall genes. Me: her jeans have to be tall otherwise her ankles would show.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ledastrayjay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I hit the nurse with this one

I went with my parents to see my uncle who was just transferred to my university's hospital.

The nurse walks in and starts talking to us. Somehow the topic of genetics came up and she said "huh, I guess you got the good genes then!"

I looked down and pulled at my jeans. "I guess they're alright."

She rolled her eyes, smiled, and then let out a laugh. My dad was cracking up in the other corner of the room. I think I made him proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Emperor_of_Cats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Blood Test

I now have so much respect for all the jokes in here,

So i just became a dad on Friday to a beautiful baby girl and my story goes like this.

Today a Midwife came into the room where my wife and I were and started with a speech " Hi my name is !editingoutinfo! I was wondering if i can take a blood sample from the baby, It's voluntary, it's for statistics and it gets sent out to a lab and they test for all rare conditions, they are going to test her genes and..."

At which point i stopped her and said "we haven't got any jeans for her, everyone has been buying her pink dresses"

she gave me a pity laugh and said "ohh the dad jokes are starting already"

What is happening to me?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/randazz0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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You got the same genes

So I'm in the kitchen with my brother and dad and I told my brother he wasn't my family and he then said "yes we are we have the same genes" Then my dad chimes in and says "no you don't your brother has a 31'32 Jeans".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Noisyes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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GF talking to my dad about genes.

Dad made this 5 second ago.

GF: You have a lot of genes that are not being expressed right now.

Dad: Um, no, I only have one pair of jeans that i like.

P.S. I am unfortunately inheriting all of his jokes. This one being a mild one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sramtq
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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Database developer at my work...

Nerd1: You're going to get cancer if you have bad genes, doesn't matter what you do.

Nerd2: I'm not sure about that.

Dad: That's why I bought my jeans at the Gap.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Took my dad shopping the other day

He picked out a pair of blue jeans that he like and told me that I should get a pair as well because they were on sell. I told him that I didn't like that style that they were dad jeans. He responds with "Son, you have had the dad genes the entire time."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HDRed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2015
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Dadjoked my girlfriend yesterday

We saw a post on Imgur about movie stars being ageless, and she started going on about Sandra Bullock...

GF: How the heck does Sandra Bullock look better now than she did in the 90s? What is her secret? And don't tell me it's genes.

Me: Jeans? Naw, I mostly see her in slacks and dresses, so it can't be that.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SchrodingersCatPics
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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It came to me as a dream

I was hanging out with some friends and ended up getting in a cartwheel contest. When I lost, the other guy told me "It's not in your genes." And it just come to me, like something out of a dream.

"No, my legs are in my jeans."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HandicapperGeneral
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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So I was talking to my dad...

My dad was reminiscing about when my brother and I were young and asked, "how'd you get so big?"

"Good genes" I answer jokingly

He takes a look at my pants and says "those jeans don't look new to me!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThatDannyGuy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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