Tripped over my wife's bra.

It was a booby trap.

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I walked into the bedroom today and tripped over my wife’s bra.

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What did the hat say to the bra?

You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeResidence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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My wife couldn't take her bra off.

It was a boobytrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...

Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astoran15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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I tripped over my girlfriends bra

seemed to be a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?

She was setting a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

i died when i found this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_memelord28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Did you hear about the cops that found large amounts of weed hidden in a bra?

Apparently, it was their biggest bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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I walked into my bedroom and stepped on her bra

It was a boobie trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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The IT department is like a bra...

IT supports your most important assets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What is the similarity between a bra and a bar?

They both drive men crazy when they open.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rajnish4444
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Have you heard the one about the dyslexic that walked into the bra?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erma_Geeerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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How do you catch a bra?

Well, first, you gotta set a boobie trap...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaxtogrind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I tripped over my wife's bra....

...It seemed to be a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosty_Dave
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A dyslexic walks into a bra

Oi oi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did you hear about the failed bra business?

There was a lack of good customer support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why do meremaids wear seashell bras?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panda69117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My wife is mad at me. She sent me to the store after her bra broke. Said she needed D-cup

She asked me where I put it and I pointed to the table. She says what? Where? I point to the new worlds best dad mug on the table and say " D cup is right here mon"

Im not funny im sorry i tried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmybaconplease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why do girls always wear a bra while crying? [OC]

I guess they are used to the support it gives them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodogg14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My wife has a container of all her old bra's

They are in her mammary box

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmytheelf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear about the 2 dyslexic men who walked into a bra?

They failed to see it was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodenpenny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why don't female roommates share a bra?

Because then it'll become a cobra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBlackBriarWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coughdrop1989
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I tripped over my girlfriend's bra.

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketchupchilli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I slipped on my wife's bra today...

It was a booby trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sayonee99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I gotta give these two a lift!

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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We were walking past a lingerie store, and my wife said, β€œI want to try on the bra in the front window.”

I said, β€œI think you might have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 🦞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gatexcreeper
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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The only bra that matters is Algebra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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My SO gave me a pitying look when I said β€˜ look Canadian bras. What are Dees ey?’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat

You go on a head. I’ve gotta give these two a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gusthemouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I’m gonna start selling bras that make women’s breasts look smaller

We’re calling it β€˜Spanx for the Mammaries’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waziot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I tripped over my wife's bra left on the bedroom floor last night...

Damn boobie traps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Why was the man afraid of a bra.....??

Because it was a Booby Trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SAMSATION73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My dad just told me the German word for bra.

Holdsemfromflopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanpelegrino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

I'll hold these two up, you go on ahead.

My friends 90 something year old grandmother got her with this today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooter90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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For the past two hours, my wife has been complaining that her bra is really uncomfortable.

I think she needs to get that off her chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Wife: I think I’ll switch to wireless bras.

Me: Whoa! I would need a password now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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After struggling to take my wife’s bra off for 20 minutes, I finally decided to give up.

I’m now really regretting having put it on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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A dyslectic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Did you hear about the man who invented a glass bra?

His name was Seymour Tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SxanPardy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What's the difference between a sports bar and a sports bra?

Dyslexia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vouksh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I’ll give these two a lift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daBOUJIEbooty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What is DJ Khaled's Bra Line Called?

We the breast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magiclcj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I walked into my wife's room and tripped over her bra...

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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If a mermaid with small boobs padded her bra, would they be called stuffed shells? reddit.com/r/NoStupidQues…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LboogiedB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hold these two up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDekl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Why does Ariel wear a seashell bra?

Because a D-shell bra would be too big for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJVladek62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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So A dyslexic man walsk into a bra,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyPlanetPluto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What did the bra say to the hat?

β€œYou go on ahead. I’ll give these two a lift.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nova_Saibrock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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if you ever lose your bra, set a booby trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepsforever
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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Did you hear the one about the women who had to wear six bras?

Sounds like a weird one, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IchthysdeKilt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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what's the type of bra that's good for your muscles?

a push up bra

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehaveragejoel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clyde_Died
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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My dad taught me how to say bra in German

Stopzemfromfloppin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blitz121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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jock bra

Not a direct joke, but I was glad to hear on the radio the other day that the inspiration behind the invention of the sports bra was a dad joke

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/09/29/554476966/40-years-of-athletic-support-happy-anniversary-to-the-sports-bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balltyler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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I tripped over my wife’s bra today,

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partybomber3214
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I tripped over my wife's bra

It was a booby trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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A dyslexic walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaIsWeird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liquid-cookie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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A Dyslexic Man Walked Into A Bra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EatBrod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a Bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylermyer12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaWeirdo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suka_MyDoodle69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorchTheRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youworryaboutyou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anangel84
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wahsingtub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterDudeman420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I walked into the bedroom today and tripped over my wife’s bra...

It was a booby trap…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vader2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ierofan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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