Sigmund Freud walked into a bra
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Tripped over my wife's bra.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I walked into the bedroom today and tripped over my wifeβs bra.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
These push up bras are rubbish
Iβve just put one on and can only manage 7
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︎ Sep 16 2020
My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...
Iβve always found them to be very uplifting.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Theres only 1 bra I think about
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a magical bra?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
My wife couldn't take her bra off.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What did the hat say to the bra?
You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?
She was setting a booby trap.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you hear about the cops that found large amounts of weed hidden in a bra?
Apparently, it was their biggest bust
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︎ Jan 21 2020
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
i died when i found this one
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︎ Mar 24 2020
The IT department is like a bra...
IT supports your most important assets.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic that walked into the bra?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
How do you catch a bra?
Well, first, you gotta set a boobie trap...
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Two dyslexics walk into a bra
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Why do meremaids wear seashell bras?
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
What is the similarity between a bra and a bar?
They both drive men crazy when they open.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Did you hear about the failed bra business?
There was a lack of good customer support
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Why don't female roommates share a bra?
Because then it'll become a cobra.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
My wife has a container of all her old bra's
They are in her mammary box
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︎ Jul 19 2019
My wife is mad at me. She sent me to the store after her bra broke. Said she needed D-cup
She asked me where I put it and I pointed to the table. She says what? Where? I point to the new worlds best dad mug on the table and say " D cup is right here mon"
Im not funny im sorry i tried
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︎ Sep 30 2019
A dyslexic walks into a bra
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Did you hear about the 2 dyslexic men who walked into a bra?
They failed to see it was a booby trap.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I tripped over my wifeβs bra today,
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I tripped over my girlfriends bra
seemed to be a booby trap.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I tripped over my wife's bra
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What do you call a magical bra?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I walked into my bedroom and stepped on her bra
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I tripped over my wife's bra....
...It seemed to be a booby trap.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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︎ May 11 2019
A dyslexic walks into a bra
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︎ Jan 28 2019
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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︎ Sep 27 2018
One day a dyslexic walked into a bra
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I slipped on my wife's bra today...
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︎ Oct 23 2018
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