Bra size Puns

A list of puns related to "Bra size"

Which size bra holds the most salty water?

A sea-cup!

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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I explained to my wife, "Darling, it doesn't matter if your cup is half full or half empty, my point is..."

"You need to buy a different size bra!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.

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👤︎ u/malagrond
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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