My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...
...adding insoles to ninjary.
What foot dont they make shoes for?
What shoes does a ninja wears to work?
Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?
Kid: [whining] “Dad, will you put my shoes on?.” Dad: “No...
...they’ll never fit me.”
What is a synonym for a pair of shoes?
My girlfriend and I have the same shoes
I guess you could say we are solemates
The plumber's kids all got new shoes for Christmas.
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
Why don't cows wear shoes ?
They lactose. ( lack toes ? ) . I'll see my self out.
Why did the distance runner buy a new pair of shoes?
It would be helpful in the long run.
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene
Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
I recently bought a new pair of Orpothedic shoes
Doctor: No, it's pronounced 'Orthopedic'
Me: Ah, I stand corrected
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
First Trainers, then Sneakers!"
Going to treat myself to Velcro shoes, instead of laces.
My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......
I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there
My toes fell asleep after I wore shoes that were too small
“Hey, Watson, is that mud on your shoes?”
How does a plumber take off his shoes?
Why do bottomless shoes count as Halloween decorations.
Because they have no soles.
My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.
He was their sole bread wiener.
Why don't spirits wear shoes?
Because they're...
...sole-less!
Hey Kids, What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
Do you know what kind of shoes sex offenders normally wear?
What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?
I make my dog wear shoes at social events
So nobody notices his forepaws.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
I bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer yesterday
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
What do you call a pair of shoes ?
What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear ?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
The other day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
Man, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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