Athletic Shoe Puns

A list of puns related to "Athletic Shoe"

How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?

Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.

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👤︎ u/Stormbreaker636
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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I invented a athletic shoe company called Hikes, but everyone leaves my store before trying them on.

I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

He’s been undie-feeted ever since.

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👤︎ u/beeeeen
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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