Shoe puns
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear?
-Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear?
-slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear?
-Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear?
-Sholl’s
What shoes does a priest wear?
-don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole
I’ll see myself out
Two shoe puns for the price of one.
Man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks....
"Do you sell flop flops?"
A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store
She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?
What did the shoe say when he was the last one left alive?
“I guess I’m the sole survivor”
What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?
From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?
Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.
He was the sole perpetrator.
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
If your left shoe was a Pokemon, what would it evolve into?
So, I was in a coffee shop drinking tea, and when I reached down to tie my shoe, my tea was gone!
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?
Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.
This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe
I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
Why did the chef boil a shoe?
I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant
Why did the ghost go to the shoe store?
What shoe can’t make up its mind?
Did you hear about the shoe store that burnt down today?
My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.
I said, "You did not."
She glares at me, "Yes I did."
Me, "You did knot."
She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
What's the hardest foot to buy a shoe for?
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine every morning.
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
My son told me he had a hole in his shoe today
I said yes son, that's where you put your foot in
What kind of shoe does a Chinese cow wear?
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.....
What's a baker's favorite dress shoe?
Our local shoe factory burned down last night!
Thankfully there were no soles lost.
Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
The buried shoe.
Today I buried my shoe.
May it's sole Rest In Peace.
Dad stop a minute somethings in my shoe
A man with 2 left feet walks into a shoe store and asks...
"Do you sell flip flips?"
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A Nike shoe factory burned down 🔥
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop..
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