What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My five year old daughter, wearing a Sleeping Beauty dress, casually playing with Legos: "ROAR ROAR ROARRRR!"

Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"

Her: "Its me."

Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"

Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"

My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Walking out of a restaurant

Dad is wearing his favorite vest, and grabs a mint out of the basket as we are leaving a restaurant. He casually slips the mint into a pocket of his vest and says, "That's the best in-vest-mint i've ever made!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannisBaratheon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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What's the difference between a guy with a formal wear on a bycicle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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