I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

Don't worry, I will go Bach later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorkiDorki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Anyone want my spare Chopin board?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uddham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Chopin's Prelude in E-Minor is so great! And this pun too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrobin111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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How do composers prepare vegetables?

With a Chopin board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQRL15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Gone Chopin,

Bach soon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....

Think it's the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?

He forgot his Chopin Liszt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A note on a music teacher's door read:

Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The Symphony just played Chopin in four movements

I've never been Scherzo in all my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I can’t Handel this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Gotta love the local newspaper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeNavyDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Wolfgang
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogi-Bogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfLoverBlack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I can’t play the Minute Waltz yet on the piano.

But it's on my Chopin list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy2things
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did the symphony conductor come home with all the wrong groceries?

He forgot the Chopin Liszt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sztormy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...

...you'd have a Chopin List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubonis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SakaaranSoldier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My musician wife asked me to go to the grocery store.

I asked her to make me a Chopin Liszt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverChoice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?

They're really into Chopin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Mozart’s wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.

He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willyj_3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Which pianist likes deforestation?

Chopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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If music be the food of love...

Get Chopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReadingRocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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I went to a music store to go Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

So I decided to just go Bach home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What was the pianist doing at the mall?

Chopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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